MLAG hopelessly broken?

EDIT:
i just gave you alternatives RIGHT above your post

if you are on a budget … fs.com S5850 or N5860. i would recommend the N
definitely heavier on the price tag than mikrotik but quite solid switches

if budget is no concern you could go with juniper or extreme.
if you REALLY do not care about money - cisco nexus 9k, but licensing is an utter shitshow over there :wink: