Bingo! Thanks again. Here's my working config, for anyone else that's curious.
ether1-master and ether2 are connected to router
management VLAN set to 100, gateway set to router
NOTE: all VLANs are logically defined on
ether1-master via "/interface vlan"
All routing takes place 'above' mikrotik
/export hide-sensitive compact
# feb/15/2016 09:42:09 by RouterOS 6.34.1
/interface ethernet
set [ find default-name=ether1 ] name=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether2 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether3 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether4 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether5 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether6 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether7 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether8 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether9 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether10 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether11 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether12 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether13 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether14 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether15 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether16 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether17 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether18 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether19 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether20 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether21 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether22 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether23 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=ether24 ] master-port=ether1-master
set [ find default-name=sfp1 ] master-port=ether1-master
/interface vlan
add comment="VLAN10" interface=ether1-master name=vlan10 vlan-id=10
add comment="VLAN100" interface=ether1-master name=vlan100 vlan-id=100
add comment="VLAN200" interface=ether1-master name=vlan200 vlan-id=200
add comment="VLAN299" interface=ether1-master name=vlan299 vlan-id=299
add comment="VLAN999" interface=ether1-master name=vlan999 vlan-id=999
/ip neighbor discovery
set vlan10 comment="VLAN10"
set vlan100 comment="VLAN100"
set vlan200 comment="VLAN200"
set vlan299 comment="VLAN299"
set vlan999 comment="VLAN999"
/interface ethernet switch
set drop-if-invalid-or-src-port-not-member-of-vlan-on-ports=ether1-master,ether2,ether3,ether4,ether5,ether6,ether7,ether8,ether9,ether10,ether11,ether12,ether13,ether14,ether15,ether16,ether17,ether18,ether19,ether20,ether21,ether22,ether23,ether24
/interface ethernet switch egress-vlan-tag
add tagged-ports=ether1-master,switch1-cpu vlan-id=100
add tagged-ports=ether1-master vlan-id=10
add tagged-ports=ether2 vlan-id=200
add tagged-ports=ether2 vlan-id=299
add tagged-ports=ether2 vlan-id=999
/interface ethernet switch ingress-vlan-translation
add customer-vid=0 new-customer-vid=10 ports=ether17,ether18,ether19,ether20,ether21,ether22,ether23,ether24 sa-learning=yes
add customer-vid=0 new-customer-vid=200 ports=ether9 sa-learning=yes
add customer-vid=0 new-customer-vid=299 ports=ether10 sa-learning=yes
add customer-vid=0 new-customer-vid=999 ports=ether11 sa-learning=yes
/interface ethernet switch port
set 8 vlan-type=edge-port
set 9 vlan-type=edge-port
set 10 vlan-type=edge-port
set 11 vlan-type=edge-port
set 12 vlan-type=edge-port
set 13 vlan-type=edge-port
set 14 vlan-type=edge-port
set 15 vlan-type=edge-port
set 16 vlan-type=edge-port
set 17 vlan-type=edge-port
set 18 vlan-type=edge-port
set 19 vlan-type=edge-port
set 20 vlan-type=edge-port
set 21 vlan-type=edge-port
set 22 vlan-type=edge-port
set 23 vlan-type=edge-port
set 24 vlan-type=edge-port
/interface ethernet switch vlan
add ports=ether1-master,ether17,ether18,ether19,ether20,ether21,ether22,ether23,ether24 vlan-id=10
add ports=ether1-master,switch1-cpu vlan-id=100
add ports=ether2,ether9 vlan-id=200
add ports=ether2,ether10 vlan-id=299
add ports=ether2,ether11 vlan-id=999
/ip address
add address=192.168.1.2/28 comment=defconf interface=vlan100 network=192.168.1.0
/ip dns
set servers=192.168.1.1
/ip route
add distance=1 gateway=192.168.1.1
/ip ssh
set strong-crypto=yes