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A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:13 pm

Being called "haiku" of forum gurus by ZeroByte here http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php ... 86#p540033, it inspired me to fulfil that nickname and start with the poetry. Please, note that I am native Czech, without any previous experience with this very special japaneese poetry form and what is more, I am trying to write it in English. Very bad combination.

I do believe that gentle Japan fellows will forgive me.

So, here is the very first haiku:

RouterOs.
Read the forum -
You'll succeed.


And the second is right here too:

Routerboards.
Avoid the Google -
miss the truth.


Hope others can follow.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:21 pm

A technical forum this is
on mikrotik topic should stay


:D :lol:
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:08 pm

They cry out for help
A proper solution comes
Then they reject it

-- a haiku about the Mikrotik forums.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:16 am

Following that t-shirt I saw on some EU MUM:

let your friends bridge their net
suddenly, looping occurs
you are no more their friend
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:25 am

calm down, engineer
your anger's not worth much
the network is down
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:29 am

critical router just hung
don't rush to reboot it in haste
think about eternity
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:43 am

three things are certain:
death, taxes and packet loss
guess what is happening right now
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:46 am

the Tao which you are following
is not the true Tao until you
install recent RouterOS version
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:52 am

installed and set up the router
no UDP support for OVPN
looking forward to version 7
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:54 am

Challenge accepted :D

Trees are spanning
Bridges waiting
Do not forget your roots

Follow the path
The target you will find
Remember way home

Open ports
Follow rules
Do not let walls fire

There is a packet for you
Mr Postman waiting
Check your address


Torch it
Sniff it
You are not alone
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:01 am

If you are an ISP,
you know the headache it can be

Clients love you for delivering the web,
but when it breaks they loathe you instead

Half of the time the fault is theirs,
But don't tell them that, they don't care

But do not worry, feel comfort with this,
When computers take over.. support will be bliss :D
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:43 am

New WAN connection
The LAN side never shall hear
Screams of dropped packets
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:20 am

When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:14 pm

When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
You can use a fork
For the meat at the bottom
If you drank your soup
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:00 am

Can we do wrap here?
It's not very clear.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:34 pm

Strong wifi indoors
in the middle of deads.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:59 am

New ROS version available
Upgrade, reboot and nothing
A long pizza night awaits
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:40 pm

"offline" is the new escape.

i read it in a t-shirt and i like it much in those digital times!
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:41 pm

OSPF sleeps
BGP peers are quiet
something must be wrong
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:55 pm

no icons, no mouse
no drop down menus
Terminal is cool
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:58 pm

TTL down one
the end nearer with each hop
little packet, poof...
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:06 pm

look, mama, no hands!
only one finger typing.
easy: use SafeMode
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:42 pm

Nobody got my message ;(
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:00 pm

But... This was about MikroTik =)
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:37 am

Wifi stalled.
Not by accident.
DFS.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am

Looking to make IKEv2 IPSEC Tunnels
Try to find a workaround
Have to wait for ROS 7
Tell customer no solutions and no ETA
Customer angry
Lie down
Try Not to Cry
Cry a Lot
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:40 pm

Nobody got my message ;(
That we did not
For rebels we are
Tomorrow we route
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:17 am

ROS Seven
Following on the heels of
6.98
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:59 pm

Jarda Boss ,
It's my pleasure .
I got your help in time .
Thank you again n again .
Love you .


For http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=114291
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:43 pm

The hotspot is not working,
But I do have wifi,
This have to be your fault!
Why is not working, WHY?!?

-> Didn't pay the Internet bill... #facepalm
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:36 pm

Another new ROS feature,
While ovpn implementation is years too old,
Who knows the masterplan?
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:23 pm

To prevents loops you need to
not only spanning tree enable,
but loop protection enable too
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:03 pm

If Mikrotik have poetry
then Ubiq*** loses the fight
This forum rocks' n'easy
No other can prevail.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Aug 20, 2020 5:33 am

I am aware of your flaws
but I am not letting you go
Dude..
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:56 am

I told them not to break anything.
But did they hear? Like always.
Mikrotik.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:10 am

A technical forum this is
on mikrotik topic should stay


:D :lol:
Yoda this is
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:36 pm

WIFI broken slow,
Normis help us reach the stars,
hire Bernard no wire
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:39 pm

sad supout taken
supout sent somone out there
please fix my mistakes
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:46 pm

Requirements driven
lord get the config export
must be MTUNA
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:48 pm

Need intervention?
before the network fails hard
to the rescue sob
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:33 pm

Poultry hope to find
Llama found
glasses needed
 
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Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:28 pm

what is killed daily
for our supper go vegan
and spare the llama
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:34 pm

MT certified?
pffft, Flatulence comes your way
forgot safe mode doh
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:43 pm

Complex problem, help!
Sindy? no God! devines truth
we are still reading...
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:49 pm

Know Router OS?
Liar hah, like a woman!
mystery not solved
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:47 pm

[moderated]
Sophisticacted poetry please.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:17 pm

[moderated]
Please no politics.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:18 pm

if routerboard
you want to use
do not confuse
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:14 pm

I have just found a haiku out of this thread over here:
viewtopic.php?t=68315#p850107

RouterOS.
That answers the question.
Great routers.
Wireless... We use another vendor.
It would be eternal loss if it was not mentioned in this thread also.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:56 pm

ROS Seven
Following on the heels of
6.98
Zerobytes speaks,
MT listens
7.5 on the way.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:37 am

Flaming beast on rampage,
that's not a simple matter,
but now it got in poetry,
I'm not sure it will be better.
 
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Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:18 am

Tears of Joy, Rain?
Or is it Llama Spit!
Sob sobs........
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:47 am

Here I site broken hearted
Paid my dime and only started
My Tik would not boot
RoS 7 to the rescue
Darn it it only farted
 
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Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:24 am

BGP
I want use
Not 7
is confuse
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:59 pm

Art of introducing wrong:
More devices to portfolio (why?)
Few stability inprovements to ROS (how?)
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Aug 14, 2022 12:02 am

So many talents in here :D If i talk about me - i am the worst person when it comes to writing. No matter if its a poem or a simple nice message.
The last essay i had to do for my college i found here https://writinguniverse.com/free-essay- ... der-roles/. I read it twice before the presentation and got an excellent mark at the end. Some people would consider it bad probably but i would do it again and again if i would need to.
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Aug 14, 2022 6:04 pm

"Help me, it doesn't work",
another user cries,
"I did this and that,
so many tries."

"Worry not my friend",
guru @anav says,
"show me your config
I'll fix that mess."

"Put address on bridge,
not the interface,
remove these rules,
keep up the pace."

"Now behold new config,
wonderful sight!"
"But is still doesn't work,
that can't be right."

"No way that's true,
the thing must just shine,
I did what I could,
to make it match mine!"

;)
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:53 am

Winbox for the mac
Is what many cry out for
Wine works fine for me
 
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A new light in the sky.
there are fewer and fewer of us here –
We are not alone.
 
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In code's dance, patterns,
Joy blooms with each match found true,
Regex bliss embraced.
—ChatGPT
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:24 am

"Scissors"
Run With Naked!
"Fork"
Stabbed in Eye!
"First MT Post"
1000 cuts just add iodine!
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:46 pm

Hidden for some years away,
but I am back today.
Mikrotik - hooray!
 
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(welcome back!)
I say -
no longer hidden
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:31 pm

Config a mess,
need to confess!
A script I'm told would be gold!
:If true , do { find a guru
then how much $$$$$$ ?
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