Here is what I have built from jspool's head start (thanks, I owe you a beer). I hope this helps someone else. It is a high bandwidth alert with secondary alert when bandwidth has returned to normal levels... (it assumes you have Tools > Email worked out and you have created your own Traffic Monitor...

I had 2 pre-ordered, and when I ordered them the website most certainly said they supported SwOS. I had them shipped directly to the datacenter, and boy was I surprised at what I found when I flew out there to install them. No SwOS at all (although interestingly the quick guide in the box still stat...