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A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:13 pm
by jarda
Being called "haiku" of forum gurus by ZeroByte here http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php ... 86#p540033, it inspired me to fulfil that nickname and start with the poetry. Please, note that I am native Czech, without any previous experience with this very special japaneese poetry form and what is more, I am trying to write it in English. Very bad combination.

I do believe that gentle Japan fellows will forgive me.

So, here is the very first haiku:

RouterOs.
Read the forum -
You'll succeed.


And the second is right here too:

Routerboards.
Avoid the Google -
miss the truth.


Hope others can follow.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:21 pm
by normis
A technical forum this is
on mikrotik topic should stay


:D :lol:

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:08 pm
by ZeroByte
They cry out for help
A proper solution comes
Then they reject it

-- a haiku about the Mikrotik forums.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:16 am
by Chupaka
Following that t-shirt I saw on some EU MUM:

let your friends bridge their net
suddenly, looping occurs
you are no more their friend

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:25 am
by Chupaka
calm down, engineer
your anger's not worth much
the network is down

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:29 am
by Chupaka
critical router just hung
don't rush to reboot it in haste
think about eternity

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:43 am
by Chupaka
three things are certain:
death, taxes and packet loss
guess what is happening right now

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:46 am
by Chupaka
the Tao which you are following
is not the true Tao until you
install recent RouterOS version

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:52 am
by Chupaka
installed and set up the router
no UDP support for OVPN
looking forward to version 7

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:54 am
by BartoszP
Challenge accepted :D

Trees are spanning
Bridges waiting
Do not forget your roots

Follow the path
The target you will find
Remember way home

Open ports
Follow rules
Do not let walls fire

There is a packet for you
Mr Postman waiting
Check your address


Torch it
Sniff it
You are not alone

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:01 am
by jmay
If you are an ISP,
you know the headache it can be

Clients love you for delivering the web,
but when it breaks they loathe you instead

Half of the time the fault is theirs,
But don't tell them that, they don't care

But do not worry, feel comfort with this,
When computers take over.. support will be bliss :D

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:43 am
by ZeroByte
New WAN connection
The LAN side never shall hear
Screams of dropped packets

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:20 am
by ZeroByte
When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:14 pm
by ruffles
When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
You can use a fork
For the meat at the bottom
If you drank your soup

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:00 am
by rcourtney
Can we do wrap here?
It's not very clear.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:34 pm
by jarda
Strong wifi indoors
in the middle of deads.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:59 am
by Paternot
New ROS version available
Upgrade, reboot and nothing
A long pizza night awaits

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:40 pm
by freemannnn
"offline" is the new escape.

i read it in a t-shirt and i like it much in those digital times!

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:41 pm
by Chupaka
OSPF sleeps
BGP peers are quiet
something must be wrong

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:55 pm
by Chupaka
no icons, no mouse
no drop down menus
Terminal is cool

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:58 pm
by Chupaka
TTL down one
the end nearer with each hop
little packet, poof...

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:06 pm
by Chupaka
look, mama, no hands!
only one finger typing.
easy: use SafeMode

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:42 pm
by normis
Nobody got my message ;(

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:00 pm
by Chupaka
But... This was about MikroTik =)

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:37 am
by jarda
Wifi stalled.
Not by accident.
DFS.

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am
by mbeauverd
Looking to make IKEv2 IPSEC Tunnels
Try to find a workaround
Have to wait for ROS 7
Tell customer no solutions and no ETA
Customer angry
Lie down
Try Not to Cry
Cry a Lot

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:40 pm
by JOSHUAMGRAY
Nobody got my message ;(
That we did not
For rebels we are
Tomorrow we route

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:17 am
by ZeroByte
ROS Seven
Following on the heels of
6.98

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:59 pm
by Ishtiaque
Jarda Boss ,
It's my pleasure .
I got your help in time .
Thank you again n again .
Love you .


For http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=114291

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:43 pm
by Setneuf
The hotspot is not working,
But I do have wifi,
This have to be your fault!
Why is not working, WHY?!?

-> Didn't pay the Internet bill... #facepalm

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:36 pm
by upower3
Another new ROS feature,
While ovpn implementation is years too old,
Who knows the masterplan?

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:23 pm
by LatinSuD
To prevents loops you need to
not only spanning tree enable,
but loop protection enable too

Re: A place for poetry

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:03 pm
by Takv
If Mikrotik have poetry
then Ubiq*** loses the fight
This forum rocks' n'easy
No other can prevail.