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A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:13 pm

Being called "haiku" of forum gurus by ZeroByte here http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php ... 86#p540033, it inspired me to fulfil that nickname and start with the poetry. Please, note that I am native Czech, without any previous experience with this very special japaneese poetry form and what is more, I am trying to write it in English. Very bad combination.

I do believe that gentle Japan fellows will forgive me.

So, here is the very first haiku:

RouterOs.
Read the forum -
You'll succeed.


And the second is right here too:

Routerboards.
Avoid the Google -
miss the truth.


Hope others can follow.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:21 pm

A technical forum this is
on mikrotik topic should stay


:D :lol:
No answer to your question? How to write posts
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:08 pm

They cry out for help
A proper solution comes
Then they reject it

-- a haiku about the Mikrotik forums.
When given a spoon,
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:16 am

Following that t-shirt I saw on some EU MUM:

let your friends bridge their net
suddenly, looping occurs
you are no more their friend
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:25 am

calm down, engineer
your anger's not worth much
the network is down
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:29 am

critical router just hung
don't rush to reboot it in haste
think about eternity
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:43 am

three things are certain:
death, taxes and packet loss
guess what is happening right now
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:46 am

the Tao which you are following
is not the true Tao until you
install recent RouterOS version
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:52 am

installed and set up the router
no UDP support for OVPN
looking forward to version 7
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:54 am

Challenge accepted :D

Trees are spanning
Bridges waiting
Do not forget your roots

Follow the path
The target you will find
Remember way home

Open ports
Follow rules
Do not let walls fire

There is a packet for you
Mr Postman waiting
Check your address


Torch it
Sniff it
You are not alone
Real admins use real keyboards.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:01 am

If you are an ISP,
you know the headache it can be

Clients love you for delivering the web,
but when it breaks they loathe you instead

Half of the time the fault is theirs,
But don't tell them that, they don't care

But do not worry, feel comfort with this,
When computers take over.. support will be bliss :D
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:43 am

New WAN connection
The LAN side never shall hear
Screams of dropped packets
When given a spoon,
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:20 am

When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
When given a spoon,
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:14 pm

When given a spoon
you should not cling to your fork.
The soup will get cold.
You can use a fork
For the meat at the bottom
If you drank your soup
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:00 am

Can we do wrap here?
It's not very clear.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:34 pm

Strong wifi indoors
in the middle of deads.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:59 am

New ROS version available
Upgrade, reboot and nothing
A long pizza night awaits
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:40 pm

"offline" is the new escape.

i read it in a t-shirt and i like it much in those digital times!
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:41 pm

OSPF sleeps
BGP peers are quiet
something must be wrong
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:55 pm

no icons, no mouse
no drop down menus
Terminal is cool
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:58 pm

TTL down one
the end nearer with each hop
little packet, poof...
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:06 pm

look, mama, no hands!
only one finger typing.
easy: use SafeMode
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Re: A place for poetry

Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:42 pm

Nobody got my message ;(
No answer to your question? How to write posts
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:00 pm

But... This was about MikroTik =)
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:37 am

Wifi stalled.
Not by accident.
DFS.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am

Looking to make IKEv2 IPSEC Tunnels
Try to find a workaround
Have to wait for ROS 7
Tell customer no solutions and no ETA
Customer angry
Lie down
Try Not to Cry
Cry a Lot
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:40 pm

Nobody got my message ;(
That we did not
For rebels we are
Tomorrow we route
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:17 am

ROS Seven
Following on the heels of
6.98
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The soup will get cold.
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:59 pm

Jarda Boss ,
It's my pleasure .
I got your help in time .
Thank you again n again .
Love you .


For http://forum.mikrotik.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=114291
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Learner Of MiKroTiK Please Help Me
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:43 pm

The hotspot is not working,
But I do have wifi,
This have to be your fault!
Why is not working, WHY?!?

-> Didn't pay the Internet bill... #facepalm
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Re: A place for poetry

Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:36 pm

Another new ROS feature,
While ovpn implementation is years too old,
Who knows the masterplan?
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:23 pm

To prevents loops you need to
not only spanning tree enable,
but loop protection enable too
 
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Re: A place for poetry

Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:03 pm

If Mikrotik have poetry
then Ubiq*** loses the fight
This forum rocks' n'easy
No other can prevail.

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